some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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