So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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