now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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