she looked like the before picture.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I love you.
Bad choice
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