in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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