It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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