in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
you never un-have a 4some
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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