respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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