Dual....:-)
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
