my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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