Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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