Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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