idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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