sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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