You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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