people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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