So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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