well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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