the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
