Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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