So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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