Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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