I'm eating all of the evidence.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I think your dad took our porno
I just want to make out with him forever
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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