All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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