we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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