it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
When are your genitals available?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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