But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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