i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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