That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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