the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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