She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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