nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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