Im at strip club and am horny
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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