But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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