i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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