your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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