Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
