I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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