In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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