New invention idea: vibrating tampons
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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