Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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