he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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