...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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