Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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