covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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