What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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