its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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