Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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