Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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