I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
